May 2013
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I hate when people don’t understand my sarcasm they ruin everything
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lieutenantsulu:
satans-nipples:
i put headphones in 20 minutes ago and forgot to play music: a novel by me
#apparently this song has been on repeat for a half hour and never noticed: the sequel
bowtiesandpeonies:
frankienathanieljonas:
bubblelumps:
was voldemort a virgin
#did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin
fun fact: 5th year Voldemort is in season 4 of Gossip Girl
post-elevator-us:
edgeofboring:
pepsicock:
purplepanda1999:
dad and mom
treat or trick
josh and drake
cheese and mac
stop that thank you
jelly and peanut butter
George and Fred
white and black
Juliet and Romeo
This is the most uncomfortable post on tumblr
Roll & rock
spice and sugar
Ashley and Mary-Kate
I read these normally and then realized they are all...
captain-mycaptain:
Television has begun its “finale” month.
Here we go.
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tommojesus:
remember that one time zayn said malabami and he literally questioned his whole existance
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iansomerhadlers:
and then you have stefan
there is a simple answer to everything and its usually no
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April 2013
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egberts:
how many posts can i reblog in five minutes before disappearing for three hours
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pooka-saurus:
shining-vagina:
carlyjespen:
why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars
why can’t concert tickets be like 10 dollars
why can’t everything be like 10 dollars
I’m not paying 10 dollars for a candy bar fuck you
artsysauce:
sorry I can’t go to school tomorrow I fractured my motivation
nevvzealand:
teddy bear why dont u eat some more dinner??????? i cant im sTUFFED
necklace-of-rope:
so, today this girl in my class asked what the word procrastination meant and i said ‘can i explain that later?’ and my teacher laughed for like five minutes and when he stopped the girl whispered ’ i don’t get it’
barackinaroundthechristmastree:
who gave small children the ability to scream
nosdrinker:
when things cost money
heartsinsync:
my sister: i don’t understand how nina dobrev looks good in every photo, she doesn’t have a bad angle??????? me: i feel u sis
partyintheurl:
how to get the best of both worlds
chill it out, take it slow
then you rock out the show
foodtrucker:
waking up and getting up are two very very different things
things that make me sad: music festivals that i'm not going to